Happy New Year 2011

Happy New Year.
On Xmas day when I got up in the morning and opened my main door I found a very nice bouquet of floors (certainly of floors only!) and a greeting card wishing me and family all the best luck. The greening card also had one enclosing letter. Santa clause had specially written for me and earnestly requested me to forward the good wishes to all known and unknown friends. The words in the letter were ardent but paining and moaning over the present day atmosphere and were not dry like public hand pumps sank by government departments. I curiously opened the letter and anxiously read the same. I was taken by surprise and surreal. I would like to share few points with readers also. Let see them:
• The government has issued Ordinance and said that Indian English Dictionary stands amended and the world ‘media’ will be substituted to by the word’radia’.
• The word ‘columnist’ shall be substituted by ‘lobbyist’.
• The word ‘press reporter’ shall be substituted by the word ‘interlocutor’
• BJP should not feel depressed by G2 Spectrum as in next election it is likely to grab power hence it should chose a stalwart to be made Tele communication minister so that he will have power to auction G-3, G-4 and so on.Such person should be given training of corruption well in advance and should also be trained to undergo apprantiship under A.Raja, S.Kalmadi, A.Chavan,Madhu Coda and Yadurappa also. After that he should get a certificate from CBI. IB., ED and like agencies so that he is not caught at all. He should be trained in division of corrupt money. This will enable him to go scoot free from any investigation inquiry or trial.
• RSS should be well informed in advance to appoint/nominate lobbyists and interlocutors from its cadre or International open tenders be invited so that no one should have any grievance about any mal practice.
• Media should also be promised for a definite percentage of shares in corruption.
• When ever Rahul Gandhi will deliver lecture one has to close one’s eyes so that one may feel as if Rajeeve Gandhi is giving lecture and sermons as it was felt to the Home Minister P. Chidamberam!
• That it is the bounden duty of the every Indian to strengthen the morel of Rahul Gandhi.
• No one should question why the Congress amended its constitution and the tenure of Congress President was enhanced from 3 to 5 years. It is an open secrete that presently there is likely hood that Rahul Gandhi will become Prime Minister of the nation via a cabinet Minister and to save any controversy of one man and two posts Sonia will continue as president of the party and Rahul will take over as Prime Minister.
• In mean while Priyanka will be groomed as General Secretary of the party to be future president of Congress.
• Sonia and Rahul Gandhi were very much pleased on the success of the plenary session of the Congress party as all the members attending the session including Prime Minister, Home Minister and Finance Minister were seating like primary school students and did not assert like college mongers. It is different matter that viewers had while viewing TV channel felt that these two members of the dynasty are taking classes of deaf and dumb students.
• It was specifically stated in the Conference that the Congress had ‘history’ of fighting successfully against corruption right from Nehru-Krishna Menon Jeep scam, Indira Gandhi’s Nagarwala murder case and bank scam, Rajeev Gandhi’s Bofors scam Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi’s education degrees scams Sonia’s citizen scam etc which never turn in to conviction and hence such historical history of congress should be spread over to all so that people should know the wrap and waft of Congress in fighting with corruption successfully.
• Congress history shows that it has produced only and only yes men with deaf and dumb features who ultimately tern it to criminal giants of the giant organization.
• Congress has recognized minority and majority groups’ terrorism. Till now Congress used to say that terrorism knows no caste but after Rahul Gandhi’s humiliating statement leaked by Wikileaks about Hindu terrorism for the first time Sonia spoke about minority (Muslims) terrorism also. While expressing such view point Sonia was like a bull in china shop instead of taking the bull by horns. Since she had to defend Rahul hence she did so. As against this Rahul proved to be wiser who did not refute the statement. He new that his stand against Hindus and RSS is an open secret and he has nothing to hide because by this he could score the votes of Muslims.
• While concluding the letter he has expressed deep concern about me and warned that I should only be an onlooker as he always gets the show to be seen without any charges and no one can dare to gag his mouth!
• I promise Santa. Be sure. Hope we will meet next year. All the best for new year!